Continuing with Brad's dating via press release, the first and only update in months is a submission to Deuxmoi (notably not to People). Photos or sightings would have been far more effective -- but then they would have to actually be together. Planting a story is far less work.
Deuxmoi May 16, 2023 podcast
24:20
"Another update that I received that I was actually quite shocked about. I can't give that much information until I get the green light. Apparently Brad Pitt and his girlfriend Ines de Ramon are getting really serious. I had thought they broke up because we weren't hearing anything about them. But I just received a message this morning things are getting serious. And I have to say I was pretty surprised to hear it. So keep your eye out for that one."
Deuxmoi April 7, 2023 podcast
40:18
"There's this sighting that was sent in via email. I think it's interesting because I never really bought this relationship. Let me read you this sighting: 'I saw Brad Pitt at ____ in Santa Barbara yesterday. He was with a brunette. They pulled up in a motorcycle early in the a.m, ordered two burritos and left. The woman definitely did not look like his rumored girlfriend Ines de Ramon. I don't know if they're just friends but they seemed very comfortable with each other and were laughing.'"
"I just don't think it was as serious as the media portrayed. This could come down to someone's publicist. Maybe they were portraying it as more serious for Brad's benefit because he is going through all the controversy with Angelina and his children and they were actively working to repair his image, when you look at the Bullet Train PR and all that stuff. Maybe it was made to be more serious when it was really casual."
A few days ago
The public is discerning. There are many reasons for skepticism. Normally, the public would
see the blossoming romance first. Here, the cart has always been before the horse. In their handful of public outings there has been no sign of affection or intimacy. Instead, they've been spoon-feeding info such as the story they gave People of a Babylon after-party romantic outing that no other attendee witnessed or had photos of. Despite not being seen together for months, they now want it known that the relationship is "serious." On top of the fact they have very little in common, the obvious promotion only serves to further feed skepticism. In a real relationship they would be happy to keep things under the radar.
They have always kept things locked down
tight.
No one knew they were engaged until Angelina was seen with an engagement ring and reporters from THR et al pressed them They did not reveal they were married in Miraval until a week later when they were already settled in a secluded area in Malta. No one knew before Sept., 2016 that they were actually legally married in L.A. two weeks before the Miraval ceremony (officiated by Judge John Ouderkirk).
Brad probably has a health therapist / consultant among his team of therapists -- if not necessarily Inez. The promo photo for The Gardener Gin looks to have been taken at the same time as the Le Domaine launch. Is he obligated to partner with the Perrins in every endeavor they think of? A skin care line was a head scratcher but
gin for a recovered alcoholic just seems bone headed no matter what the sales pitch to him was. On the other hand, the possibility that Angelina could be dating a billionaire environmentalist had a lot of people excited.
That pairing made sense and many wished it were true. But that is not what their words and actions point to.
So the obvious question is why are they feeding this information and why now?
Babylon is done. Wolfs should be in post-production, the Formula One film has yet to start.
There is progress in the FBI FOIA front and maybe nearing completion. A diversion? Why would one be necessary?