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Al Seib / Los Angeles Times
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The star is spied backstage at the 2012 Academy
Awards in Hollywood. Jolie was a presenter on Sunday night, presenting
the trophy for best adapted screenplay.
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Al Seib / Los Angeles Times
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The powerhouse couple watch the show off-stage with
the Academy Awards producer. Pitt was nominated Sunday night for his
role in 'Moneyball."
Performers pause to pull themselves together before or after being onstage. Uggie, the dog from 'The Artist,' takes it in.
By Rebecca Keegan, Los Angeles Times
February 27, 2012, 12:01 a.m.
Backstage at the
Academy Awards was a place for unscripted moments of jitters, jubilation -- and doggy treats.
"We're so old and we're so happening!"
Meryl Streep
shouted, throwing her arms around her longtime makeup artist J. Roy
Helland when the two Oscar winners converged in the scrum outside the
press room.
Behind Streep and Helland
clutching their statuettes, Uggie, the Jack Russell terrier from
"The Artist,"was collecting rewards for his performance as well -- some treats delivered by trainer Omar Von Muller.
Photos: Backstage
Uggie had emerged from the stage quivering in the arms of best actor winner
Jean Dujardin when "The Artist" won best picture. "Shaky shaky," Dujardin said, kissing Uggie over and over.
It wasn't only the Oscar winners who kept the production crew busy.
"Anybody have a 20 on Brad and Angelina?" a staffer called into his headseat.
Photos: Red Carpet
Brad Pitt was the one up for an Oscar this year, but backstage he was rooting for his partner,
Angelina Jolie,
as she presented the two screenplay Oscars. Pitt watched Jolie quietly
from a monitor in the wings. When Jolie emerged from the stage she
rubbed Pitt's back and wondered what to do with the envelope for
original screenplay winner
Woody Allen.
"Do we want to get this to Woody," a stage manager asked. "Does he even care?"
Before she won her Oscar, even a veteran like Streep had to collect
herself as a presenter. As she waited to introduce the Academy's
Governors Award winners earlier in the evening, Streep put on her
glasses and read her script. Before she took the stage, the actress
threw her shoulders back, straightened her dress, exhaled and peeked
outside the curtain.
Oscars: Full Coverage
"You'll push me out when it's time?" she asked stage manager Dency Nelson.
"I'll pull you gently, yes," Nelson said.
Sandra Bullock was a supporting actress – lower case -- for best supporting actress
Octavia Spencer
Sunday night. When Spencer stepped off the stage after accepting her
award, she could barely stand. Bullock held her for 30 seconds and then
carried the train of her dress as the two walked through the wings.
"Sandy, thank you for that train," Spencer said, before making a quick
stop at the official Oscar Thank You Cam. Spencer got just one sentence
out before stopping.
"I don't wanna cry. I wanna be pretty," she said.
As Spencer was whisked to the green room, the wings filled with another set of nervous performers -- the
Cirque du Soleil "Iris" company, many of them bouncing on their toes and shaking out their feet.
"Remember guys, television is hurry up and wait," stage manager Valdez Flagg told them. "Places please. Magical performance."
Moments before stepping onstage together, presenters
Cameron Diaz and
Jennifer Lopez practiced a stage turn. "Oh my God," Diaz said under her breath, while Lopez gave her an encouraging smile.
The whimsical move had at least one big fan backstage. "That was
genius!" Sandra Bullock wagged her finger at the ladies as she passed
them on her way to the stage.
Diaz and Lopez bumped into Oscar producer
Brian Grazer backstage as well, and the group discussed the audience's muted reaction.
"It was like, uh, hello?" Diaz said.
Lopez jumped in: "We're trying to entertain you!"
"You livened it up," Grazer told them.
"We gave it our best one-two punch," Lopez said.
Oscar traveled incognito on his big day. About an hour before the start
of the show, four white-gloved prop masters pushed 49 Academy Award
statuettes on a rickety A/V cart through the byzantine backstage area at
the Hollywood & Highland Center.
Los Angeles Police Department
Lieutenant Manny Santoyo guarded the little gold men, as their handlers
polished them with fluffy blue towels and placed them on a table at
stage right, where they waited until presenters placed them in the
winners' hands.
rebecca.keegan@latimes.com






Sean Young (Photo by Michael Kovac/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES — Most of the drama happened off-camera at the 84th Academy Awards and the party that followed,, including a
surprising arrest
of "Blade Runner" actress Sean Young. Young, who was spotted
celebrating with stars at the Governors Ball, was involved in a fight
that led to a citizen's arrest at 9:25 p.m. The Hollywood police station
booked for for investigation of misdemeanor battery, though no details
are available about the incident or the victim.
According to TMZ, Young had an altercation with a security guard. City News Service reports she was released on $20,000 bail at 2:55 a.m.
In 2006, Young crashed the Vanity Fair Oscar party and in 2008 she
entered rehabilitation for alcohol abuse after she was removed from the Directors Guild of America Awards show.
Oddly enough, she was seen cozying up to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
earlier in the night. She posed for photos with the couple and handed
them champagne at the Governors Ball, and told Jolie that they have
something in common.
"Darling, we have the same hairdresser and girls like us need help with our hair," she said,
according to USA Today.
It seems Jolie was surrounded by drama on Sunday night.During the
broadcast, Jolie showed her sense of humor when she refused to be
rattled by a mocking "tribute" from screenwriters Nat Faxon and Jim
Rash.
After Jolie presented the pair -- along with Alexander Payne -- the
Oscar for best adapted screenplay for the "The Descendents," they
imitated her onstage by each thrusting out a leg and pouting
provocatively.
Jolie had raised eyebrows by exposing her right leg through the slit
in her Atelier Versace gown and the prank from Faxon and Rash left the
crowd wondering if they had deliberately slighted her.
However, backstage sources told Yahoo! that while the 36-year-old
actress did not directly address the pair afterward, she took their
humor in good spirits and was said to have "clearly found it pretty
funny," according to one onlooker.
Rash, who plays Dean Pelton in NBC's "Community," was adamant that
his and Faxon's pose was not intended to cause any offense. "We think
she is hot and she's great," Rash told Yahoo! "We just wanted to have a
little fun with it. There were three of us up there receiving the award
and only Alexander was going to get to speak so we wanted to give them
something to remember us by."
"I have been dealing with these two clowns all season," Payne joked
to Yahoo! "I didn't expect anything less, but they meant no harm by it."
Jolie was not the only A-list star to suffer a tricky moment while
presenting an award. Natalie Portman was swept off her feet, literally,
when best-actor winner Jean Dujardin's excitement boiled over towards
the end of the ceremony.
Dujardin was so thrilled at claiming the prize for his role in "The
Artist" that he remained onstage to thank the crowd even as the cameras
cut to commercial break. Dujardin had to eventually dash off the stage
as the curtain closed upon him. He bumped heavily into the diminutive
Portman in the process and made her lose her balance, before saving the
day by catching her in typically charismatic style.
At the Governors Ball later in the evening Portman was left red-faced
again as she and partner Benjamin Millepied scoured the Wolfgang
Puck-catered event in search of food that conformed to her strict
vegetarian diet. However, when she stopped one server and asked what was
on the tray he was carrying, the response was: "People's dirty plates,
ma'am."
Earlier on the red carpet, Sandra Bullock had promised an interviewer
that the Oscars crowd would be treated to "a sexy time" and one of the
best shows ever. Inside, Bullock wasted no time in schmoozing with her
celebrity friends, awkwardly smooching Bradley Cooper and joking with
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, before appearing genuinely moved by
the speech from Oscar winner Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy. Her documentary "
Saving Face" highlighted acid attacks on women in her homeland of Pakistan.
With 82-year-old Christopher Plummer (best supporting actor) and
62-year-old Meryl Streep (best actress) both taking home some hardware,
experience seemed to count for much for much in 2012. Perhaps nowhere
more so than at the Governor's Ball, where veteran crooner Tony Bennett
wowed the crowd while reminding the famous faces surrounding him that he
had been performing for more than six decades.
Most roared their approval as soon as Bennett's set began -- except
for Rooney Mara, who made a swift exit from the ballroom midway through
Bennett's opening number.
At least however, she was spared the fate of Demian Bichir, who less
than an hour after missing out on Best Actor looked annoyed as he had to
wait 20 minutes to be seated, due to a lack of available tables for him
and his small party.
By
Ann Oldenburg,
USA TODAY
At the bar, Brad Pitt was handing a flute of bubbly to Angelina Jolie
when Young appeared and asked the couple to pose for a picture with
her.
"Darling, we have the same hair dresser, and girls like us need help with our hair," she told Angelina. (Whaaat?!)
They
graciously posed, and told her it was nice to see her. Young, who was
wearing a black fur stole ( "very old Hollywood, very Myrna Loy
classic," she said), said she was hitting up everybody she saw for
photos.
By DERRIK J. LANG and SANDY COHEN | Associated Press – Mon, Feb 27, 2012
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Even the hundreds of photographers, TV cameras and webcams around the Hollywood & Highland Center can't capture every starry moment of Sunday's 84th annual Academy Awards.
Celebrities reunite on the red carpet,
mingle during commercial breaks and experience impromptu star-crossings
in the wings — and we've got our eyes and ears trained on those
moments.
From arrivals to after-parties, here's a running account of what you didn't see on TV:
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3:22 — "Is the house open?", a casually dressed Billy Crystal
asks a backstage security crew a little more than two hours before the
Oscar show is to begin. Wearing jeans, a sweater, sneakers and his Oscar
credential, Crystal gazes out at an empty theater as he hits his marks
and silently rehearses his monologue. A few minutes later, he's gone.
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3:26
p.m. — Outside the theater, things are beginning to heat up, thanks in
no small part to the arrival of perennial Oscar heartthrob George Clooney. The fan bleachers erupt in a chorus of cheers and whoops as Clooney arrives on the red carpet, bobbing his head in time to chants of "George, George, George."
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3:27
p.m. — Matthew Lillard of "The Descendants" plays air guitar on the red
carpet before taking off his jacket and breaking into a faux strip
tease amid a shout from the bleachers of "Shaggy," a tribute to his role
in the "
Scooby-Doo" movies.
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4:01
p.m. — Viola Davis asks the bleacher crowd what it thinks of her new
cropped copper 'do. The crowd responds with an enthusiastic cheer.
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4:03
p.m. — Clooney, who a few minutes earlier had promised the bleacher
crowd he would return, keeps his word. He walks right up to a throng of
fans to shake hands and sign autographs.
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4:30
p.m. — Not all the glamour is happening on the Oscar red carpet. An
hour before the show, Sir Elton John and his husband, David Furnish,
stroll the white carpet at the 20th annual Elton John AIDS Foundation
Academy Awards viewing party at West Hollywood Park. Bringing the proper
amount of glitter to the affair, John is decked out in an embellished
black jacket with his initials spelled out.
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4:53
p.m. — Inside the theater, Jessica Chastain has taken her seat - make
that her armrest. "The Help" actress squats on the armrest to chat with
Christian Bale and others who are dropping by to say hello. The bonhomie
is interrupted by an announcement over the theater's loudspeakers:
"Please take your seats. This year's Academy Awards will begin in 25
minutes."
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5:05 p.m. —
Gwyneth Paltrow stops on the red carpet to chat in Spanish with
Penelope Cruz before the two make their way into the theater.
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5:15
p.m. — "How much time do I have?" asks Oscar show producer Brian
Grazer, his all-access credential hanging atop his tux. Fifteen minutes
to showtime he's told. "I'm going to see if Bennett Miller is in his
seat," he replies and dashes off in search of the "Moneyball" director.
___
5:21
p.m. — "Hey, thanks for dressing up," a tuxedoed Tom Hanks says as he
passes a person wearing shorts and a T-shirt. Turns out the guy is part
of the Cirque du Soleil troupe that is performing at the Oscar show.
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5:23 p.m. — Sandra Bullock
is working the front row, chatting up George Clooney, awkwardly
smooching Bradley Cooper and getting smacked on the rear by a jovial
Meryl Streep.
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5:25 p.m. — The thing must really be ready to start. Billy Crystal has just been escorted to the stage.
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5:28
p.m. — And the award for the last celebrity to take his or her seat
before showtime goes to ... Actually, it's a tie this year, with Brad
Pitt and Angelina Jolie claiming the honor.
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5:34
p.m. — Uh oh. "The Artist" might be coming down with a cold. As the
Oscar for cinematography is being presented, "The Artist" star Jean
Dujardin not-so-silently blows his nose and coughs a few times before
apologizing to everyone around him.
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5:44
p.m. — Billy Crystal's long awaited return as Oscar host doesn't earn a
full standing ovation, but perhaps that's because Michelle Williams,
Sandra Bullock, Angelina Jolie and others are too busy jumping out of
their seats to schmooze during the show's first commercial break.
Leading the charge, George Clooney dashes over to hug his pal Brad Pitt
and a cameraman.
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6:10 p.m. — When Octavia Spencer
is announced as winner of the supporting actress Oscar for "The Help"
one of the loudest whoops comes from backstage. "Sorry," Sandra Bullock
quickly apologizes as workers turn to stare. "I don't even know what I
said," a still stunned Spencer remarks as she walks offstage and into
the arms of Bullock.
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6:25
p.m.: The Muppets puppeteers have taken up residence in a balcony box
overlooking the theater. They'll soon be joined by their respective
counterparts, Miss Piggy and Kermit, to introduce the Cirque du Soleil
performances. They have a better seat than their human co-star Jason
Segel. He's situated down below, all the way on the right side of the
theater next to a monitor broadcasting the show.
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6:28
p.m. — Robert Downey Jr. chews away on his gum and dances along to the
music as he waits in the wings to present an award during the Oscar
show's Cirque du Soleil performance. When his cue comes he quickly
deposits the gum in a napkin and steps on stage.
___
6:42
p.m. — Stage manager Dency Nelson has discovered Downey's discarded gum.
"Robert Downey Jr. chewing gum! We could sell it on eBay," Nelson jokes
before tossing it in the trash.
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6:51 p.m. — Are the
infamous Oscar hunger pangs already setting in? Meryl Streep just handed
Sandra Bullock a piece of gum in the audience. A few minutes later,
Melissa McCarthy hands what looks like a piece of candy to her
"Bridesmaids" co-star Kristen Wiig.
___
7:21 p.m. — There's
no need to survive solely on what Oscargoers have in their purses. An
army of 1930s-era candy girls has just marched into the crowd to dole
out popcorn and candy. Stacy Keibler grabs some of each.
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7:26
p.m. — It's not exactly "At The Movies," but Oscar show producer Brian
Grazer has just gotten two thumbs up from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
on how the program is going so far. "It's really, really good," Jolie
tells him backstage.
___
8
p.m. — Composer Ludovic Bource, winner of the Oscar for "The Artist,'
leans over the orchestra pit to give a rousing cheer to his fellow
musicians during a commercial break.
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8:01 p.m. — James
Earl Jones, posing for photos backstage with his Governor's Award for
lifetime achievement, pauses to ask a worker, "Whose name is on this?"
''Yours," he is told. "My name is on it," a beaming Jones tells Oprah
Winfrey when she shows up to collect her own Governor's Award.
___
8:29
p.m. — She has already won two, but Meryl Streep doesn't seem to be
expecting this Oscar for "The Iron Lady." ''I can't believe it," she
says as she stops in the wings just offstage after accepting the award.
"Want to take a minute? Let's take a minute," says presenter Colin
Firth, leading her to a little nook just off camera. "This is just
insane," she says.
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8:37
p.m. — No stage fright for Uggie. When "The Artist" won the Oscar for
best picture the little Jack Russell terrier that had nearly upstaged
Oscar winner Jean Dujardin in the movie was right there to share in the
glory. "I just said, 'Uggie's coming out stage right," stage manager
Dency Nelson says with a smile. And Uggie did.
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8:40 p.m. — It's a celebrity traffic jam as Steven Spielberg tries to maneuver around Zach Galifianakis, only to find "
The Hangover"
star has gotten stuck behind Octavia Spencer, who has stopped to let
"The Help" co-star Emma Stone pat her new Oscar on its shiny gold head.
Wait, Demian Bichir has found a way around the crowd. He cuts down
another aisle and out the door. Can he duplicate that move on the
freeway?
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8:43
p.m. — The Hollywood & Highland Center is all but empty now save
for stragglers Kenneth Branaugh and Wendi McLendon-Covey. The sounds of
workers breaking down the stage are about all that's left behind.
___
9:25
p.m. — Let the partying begin! As Natalie Portman nibbles appetizers,
Owen Wilson poses for photos with his mother at the Governor's Ball, the
official post-Oscar gala. Instead of the extravagant sit-down dinner of
past years, this event offers a cocktail-style format aimed at
encouraging people to move through the room and schmooze. And it's
working, at least on Michelle Williams and Busy Philipps, who hold hands
as they roam through the party.
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Associated Press Writer Cristina Silva and Solvej Schou contributed to this report.

Unlike
the Grammys, which all but throws open the doors for weirdness with its
medleys and awkward collaborations, the Oscars is a staid affair,
planned and managed to the minute.
With host Billy Crystal helming his ninth telecast, the 84th edition
of the Hollywood Huzzahs was especially stiff and self-reverent,
resembling a wake for an elderly uncle we never knew more than a
celebration of film's passionate spirit.
The Oscars still managed to host its fair share of eye-rolling
moments, Twitter mini-scandals involving certain body parts and a Big
Upset that really wasn't much of a shocker at all. The highlights of the
2012 Uggies — oops, we mean Oscars:
1. Billy Crystal was brought in as a hasty replacement for Eddie Murphy, who was swept out as part of the
Brett Ratner anti-gay slur meltdown of 2011.
And although we understand the academy's desire to get someone
experienced (read: safe) in there, wouldn't it be great if they had
taken just a wee bit more of a risk with the host?
Last year everyone complained James Franco seemed stoned and that
Anne Hathaway overcompensated, but at least it wasn't reheated jokes
that played better in the Catskills, where the last standing comedy
clubs were likely recording this on Beta tape for posterity. An early
sketch had Crystal meeting with Justin Bieber to pull in the 18-24 crowd
— and that's the last moment this age group or any person younger than
50 was seemingly thought about ever again.
2. Are the movies (all of them, everywhere) dying or going away
somewhere? There was an oddly funereal vibe to the recorded segments
that had actors recollecting their first cinematic memories or somberly
intoning about the magic of cinema in general. With actors talking
against a black background, we were just waiting for a procession of
bagpipers to announce the Death of Film. By the time we got to the In
Memoriam montage, things were so gloomy that Esperanza Spaulding
rendered "It's a Wonderful World" dangerously close to a dirge rather
than a poignant celebration of life.
3. So desperate for entertainment, some viewers of the Oscars
manufactured a fake wardrobe malfunction a la Janet Jackson's flash at
the Super Bowl. Shortly after Jennifer Lopez sat down from her presenter
duties with Cameron Diaz, Twitter lit afire with rumors that Lopez's
left nipple slipped out of her dress while she was turning around
onstage. Videos of the supposed moment were quickly cut and posted on
YouTube; Daily Beast created a poll, asking viewers if they'd indeed
caught a view of JLo's assets; and
Gawker
wondered if we had a true nip slip on our hands or simply a shadow,
perhaps from some clothing tape meant to prevent this kind of mishap
from occurring in the first place.
Well, we're here to tell you that we have diligently studied the
footage and it is our professional opinion that no such slippage
happened at all. Sorry. But we thoroughly applaud the person who started
the Twitter account called @JLosNipple.
4. Not to be outdone by anyone's nipple, there was Angelina Jolie's
lithesome leg. Wearing a black dress with a slit nearly up to her
waistline, Jolie thrust out her right gam and cunningly smiled at the
resulting wolf whistles. Some said it was an overcooked attempt to
generate steam while others said yowza, who cares?
The pose was so striking that when "Descendants" writer and comedian
Jim Rash later came on stage to get his trophy for adapted screenplay,
he mimicked the actress but with much more fabric involved (stupid
tuxedos). Of course, Jolie's leg also has a Twitter account
(@AngiesRightLeg), where it has excitedly tweeted sentiments like "I'm a
leg, get a load of me!" Fifteen minutes of fame, meet your new
competition: five seconds of Internet chuckles.
5. When the Big Upset of the night is
Meryl Streep winning
for best actress for playing a character from real life, a world leader
mind you, this tells you everything you need to know about the surprise
element of the show. The shocker is that one of the most lauded
actresses of our time actually won?
Although Streep hasn't nabbed the Oscar in nearly 30 years, she has a
record 17 nominations. Sooner or later, she was bound to get another
one; the academy certainly wasn't about to stop nominating her. And
though she looked genuinely surprised when her name was called, her face
soon settled into that regal Streep visage that's about as manufactured
as Taylor Swift's surprise face. What's next? A movie about movies wins
for best picture? Oh, wait, that happened too.
— Margaret Wappler
Photos: Jennifer Lopez, with Cameron Diaz. Credit: Al Seib / Los
Angeles Times. Angelina Jolie thrusts her leg on stage. Credit: Robert
Gauthier / Los Angeles Times
By Bryan Alexander, USA TODAY
Updated 6h 50m ago
LOS ANGELES
–
Some of the most intriguing Oscar action isn't captured by the
broadcast. USA TODAY shares the unscripted moments that unfolded Sunday
night in the wings of the Hollywood & Highland Center.
A 'wow' moment for Streep
One of the night's most emotional moments arrives when
Meryl Streep takes best actress for
The Iron Lady, topping favored Viola Davis (for
The Help)
and collecting her third Oscar in 17 nominations. She's so flustered
heading backstage that she simply gasps, "I can't even believe it."
A
stage manager asks if she needs to sit down to collect her thoughts
before she's whisked to the media room. As the best-picture nominees
roll, Streep sips bottled water and occasionally exclaims "Wow!" and
"I'm just so shocked!"
Finally, she walks with
a flushed face to the thank-you cam, which allows winners to express
gratitude to all the people they couldn't fit into their onstage
speeches. At the end, she promises, "I'm going to drink a lot."
Presenter
Colin Firth hands her the gold envelope that signals her win. "You
don't want forget this," he says. "Do you want me to hold onto it?"
She replies emphatically: "Yes, I do."
A 'bowwow' moment for Dujardin
Before Streep's upset, best-actor winner Jean Dujardin (
The Artist)
strides backstage, pumping his fist in the air, Oscar in hand. He's
greeted by canine co-star Uggie (and Uggie's handler) and allows the
Jack Russell terrier to lick his face. "Thank you, Uggie. Thank you, boy," he says.
When
The Artist wins best picture, a celebration of the entire cast convenes backstage. After Missi Pyle and
Penelope Ann Miller welcome
Tom Cruise, who presented the award, Miller tells him, "We're going all night tonight."
"You guys enjoy. Congratulations!" he says.
Bullock approves
Sandra Bullock
watches the Academy Awards' supporting-actress presentation on the
backstage monitor, holding her hands almost prayer-like below her chin
as the names are read off. She laughs especially hard as a clip of
Bridesmaids' Melissa McCarthy rolls.
But when
Octavia Spencer's
name is announced, she gives a shriek of delight and claps madly. As
soon as Spencer walks off the stage, Bullock squeezes her in a big hug.
Video highlights from the red carpet, the ceremony, backstage and the parties.
Spencer heads somewhat unsteadily toward the thank-you cam.
"Oh,
God," the first-time Oscar winner says out loud, as if the moment is
just starting to hit, as Bullock reassures her, "Don't worry, I've got
your (gown's) train."
She calmly thanks her
agent and her family, then loses her composure and has to walk away,
overwhelmed. "I don't want to cry, I want to look pretty," Spencer says.
Presenting is quite a 'feet'
After presenting the award for best documentary,
Gwyneth Paltrow
and Robert Downey Jr. huddle backstage. "Oh, my feet," Paltrow moans,
sitting in the first director's chair she finds. "Nice shoes," Downey
says.
Speaking with
Melissa Leo,
last year's supporting-actress winner, Downey asks, "How do you feel
about relinquishing your title?" Leo explains that she gets to keep her
Oscar. "I'm just not sure how this all works," Downey jokes.
Pressure? What pressure?
Two
hours before the live broadcast, host Billy Crystal walks backstage
with a content look on his face, wearing jeans and a neat blue sweater.
Leaning against the doorjamb of his dressing room, he cracks jokes with a
number of tuxedoed onlookers.
"I just tweeted
that the opening number has changed. War Horse broke his leg, and we
had to put him down," Crystal declares with a grin, causing bystanders
to break into laughter.
Don't drop the trophies!
A sea of gold Oscar statuettes roll by on a humble two-level cart,
pushed by three tuxedo-clad workers up a slight wooden incline to the
backstage. As the trophies wobble slightly, one Academy of Motion
Picture Arts and Sciences onlooker shivers and says, "Oooh, that makes
me nervous."
But the Oscars arrive unharmed and are lovingly polished to meet their new owners.
Even Oprah gets nervous
The couple runs into
Tom Hanks, who pumps Graham's hand and greets Winfrey with a hug and a "Hello, darling."
Graham asks where Hanks' wife,
Rita Wilson, is. Hanks responds: "She's at home with her hand in a bucket of ribs and enjoying herself."
Hustle and bustle
With five minutes to go, Crystal emerges with a blue coffee cup in his right hand and makes his way to the stage.
After presenting the awards for cinematography and art direction (to Hugo), Hanks follows the winners backstage, proudly proclaiming, "Congratulations, you Hugonites!"
Before stepping out onstage, presenters
Cameron Diaz and
Jennifer Lopez
go over their lines quickly while nervously adjusting their fitted
cream-colored gowns. The two share a bottled water, sipping out of the
same green straw.
"I'll do that, but even better," Lopez vows after their run-through.
"Good luck!" a well-wisher tells Diaz, who flashes a smile and a thumbs-up.
A successful turn
"That was genius!" Bullock yells out when Diaz and Lopez return
backstage, reacting to their decision to turn their backsides to the
crowd as the camera panned back to them. "That's what makes the Academy
Awards great!"
Afterward, the two huddle with producer
Brian Grazer, who tells them, "I thought it was really great, really sexy."
J. Lo responds, "Yes, but it seems like a really tame crowd this year."
What now?
Emma Stone follows
Ben Stiller
offstage, but as Stiller departs, Stone suddenly seems confused. She
looks about for a good five seconds before someone approaches her and
asks, "Can I help you?"
"Where do I go?" Stone asks.
"We
can take you to your seat or we can take you to the lobby bar," the
academy member says. Stone says conspiratorially, "I'm just going to go
to the bar!"
On the way out, she runs into Grazer, who tells her that the Bridesmaids cast has been watching her from a side room and laughing hysterically.
"They were just digging you," Grazer says. "Thank you," she replies. "That was seriously one of the greatest moments ever."
Tying up loose thank-yous
When Christopher Plummer walks offstage after winning his much-awaited supporting-actor award (for Beginners), he immediately walks to the thank-you cam to finish his speech.
"I
left out my last sentence," he says, and then thanks the rest of the
cast, including Goran Visjnic and a Jack Russell terrier named Cosmo.
"I'm just sorry I didn't mention it," he says.
Always by her side
Brad Pitt waits backstage like a nervous spouse, watching
Angelina Jolie present the awards for adapted and original screenplay.
When
Jolie returns, the couple congratulate producer Grazer on the show,
Pitt's arm around her waist. He holds out his hand for Jolie to grab,
and the two walk arm in arm into the greenroom.
See you next year?
As
the night winds down, Spencer trudges by, complaining that her feet
hurt, though she's switched to flat sandals under her gown. But carrying
her Oscar and her purse in her right hand, she's still beaming.
"That was the best Oscars ever," she tells Grazer outside his office.
After
the show, a beaming Crystal poses for pictures and hugs production
staffers. As he walks off, stage manager Dency Nelson, who came out of
retirement to manage the show, tells him, "I don't want you to go."
Crystal smiles and says, "I never said this was going to be my last year."