So funny to me, it was a Joke but I Love how serious you all are. I want to be number one in a man’s life. he has a lot of kids that would make me what number 8 or at best baby Mama 2. And as much as I would love to chitchat with Angie that is not what I want to be talking about.

— Tiffany Haddish (@TiffanyHaddish) March 7, 2018

Tiffany Haddish and Kelly Ripa playing Marry, Date, Ditch backstage at the Oscars.




Ripa: "Brad Pitt"
Haddish: 'Oh I just met him in an elevator. He said in one year, if I’m single and he’s single, we’re gonna do it. So you know what that means! But he do got seven kids so I don’t know. I don’t know if I can deal with a man that’s got that many kids.'
Ripa: "Why do you have to wait? Why do you have to wait? "
Haddish: 'I don’t know, he told me to wait a year.'
Ripa: "Javier Bardem and George Clooney."
Haddish: "Okay. OK. OK, So, I would date Brad Pitt, marry George Clooney, and I would ditch Javier, because I don’t know who Javier is.'

Im wearing custom @brandonmaxwell at the @Vanityfair party I call this my single woman hunting look! Jewelry: @jaredlehrjewelry Clutch: @judithleiberny Shoes: @jimmychoo Hair: @glamourroomsalon Stylist: @bryonjavar Makeup:@makeupbydionne @glossier

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This year's #Oscars got the lowest ratings in the show's history, a nearly 20% drop from last year https://t.co/Kg8GzXl73P pic.twitter.com/AjXmZ1caek

— CNN (@CNN) March 6, 2018

the news tonight is that angelina jolie has been spotted in the dry foods aisle at 365 in silver lake.

— eve barlow (@Eve_Barlow) March 5, 2018